Necessary Products

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Products

Carnage Pro

Motivational Bike Seat

  • Dynamic spike arrangement
  • Military grade projectile system propels spikes into rider if speed falls below 10mph
  • State of the art threatening AI can be customised to sound like your most feared person or creature
  • Medically proven to cause discomfort

Cooking Cap

Multifunction Gastronomic Headpiece

  • Can be worn while cooking:
    • carrots
    • fishtails
    • marmalade
    • ancient cream
    • substances
    • and many more!
  • Peak rotates 360°
  • Suitable for both day and night time use

SPLEB+

Microwave Hand Sanitiser

  • Voice activated
  • Accepts a variety of appendages
  • Kills 100% of bacteria and more!

Benefits

Do you like it when people say 'hey, cool person! wow!' and then look away because they're embarassed? Do you want to be the thing that people look at in a room or outside a room? Then our products are necessary for you. Not only are our products proven to increase public recognition by more than 29%, they also make your body and health and smartness better a lot. If you ever suffered from unproper health or unknown bad effects then you need a Necessary Product™.

"This product is an absolute piece of [goodness]."

— Engadget

It didn't even occur to me that something could be so completely and utterly...

— The Mail on Sunday

"Albert Einstein would be rolling in his [car] to see such a mind-bogglingly [product]"

— Wired

About Us

Necessary Products™ was founded by Fan Duran Glan in 2019 as an answer to the global shortage of necessary products. Fan looked around and saw that the world was lacking something that probably only he could provide. He set to work on trying to establish his brand so that he could make some products, but it wasn't until 2019 that he eventually came up with the name that would carry him to relative success.

Fan is now leading a team of more than half a person including himself and works tirelessly to make the things that people need. After many years of struggling with a market that was resistant to such high levels of necessity, Fan eventually made a name for himself in 2019, on his website, which can be seen below.

— Fan Duran Glan