SPLEB+
Microwave Hand Sanitiser

- Voice activated
- Accepts a variety of appendages
- Kills 100% of bacteria and more
Cooking Cap
Multifunction Gastronomic Headpiece

- Can be worn while cooking:
- carrots
- fishtails
- marmalade
- ancient cream
- and many more!
- Peak rotates 360°
- Suitable for both day and night time use
Carnage Pro
Motivational Bike Seat

- Dynamic spike arrangement
- Military grade projectile system propels spikes into rider if speed falls below 10mph
- State of the art threatening AI can be customised to sound like your most feared person or creature
- Medically proven to cause discomfort