SPLEB+

Microwave Hand Sanitiser

SPLEB+

  • Voice activated
  • Accepts a variety of appendages
  • Kills 100% of bacteria and more

Cooking Cap

Multifunction Gastronomic Headpiece

Cooking Cap

  • Can be worn while cooking:
    • carrots
    • fishtails
    • marmalade
    • ancient cream
    • and many more!
  • Peak rotates 360°
  • Suitable for both day and night time use

Carnage Pro

Motivational Bike Seat

Carnage Pro

  • Dynamic spike arrangement
  • Military grade projectile system propels spikes into rider if speed falls below 10mph
  • State of the art threatening AI can be customised to sound like your most feared person or creature
  • Medically proven to cause discomfort